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" Marie says "Doctor said your gonna die" My Last 3 Boyfriends Two female co-workers are chatting it up, and they are discussing the boyfriends they've had in the last year. Since no one was around for miles Marie called a hospital and told the doctor "Quick Quick I need your help my boyfriend got bit by a snake on his penis" The doctor told her "Maam your gonna have to suck the venom out yourself" Marie asked "Please doctor there has to be another way to get rid of the venom" The doctor says "Sorry theres nothing we can do" So Marie goes running to her boyfriend When she gets there Jay says with pain "So what did the doctor say?

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A: The teacher told her to do an essay for homework. Credit: Wrestle Q: What do you call the Great Khali without talent? Previous Next * You wonder why singers Sting, Wolf Blitzer, and Bryan Adams stole wrestlers' names * You only come out of your room if your theme music is playing * When your boss is pissing you off you kick him and give him a stunner * You always end a speech with, ''That's the bottom line 'cuz John said so! " Little Charles Little Charles approached his mother and asked her "Mummy, whats a girlfriend" To which his mum replied "If you're a good boy, you will get one." Charles then asked, "What if I am a bad boy?The coach was saying, "Beware of the Russian and his famous hold - the pretzel. ."The match begins and the Russian finally gets an advantage on the American and he is in the dreaded pretzel hold. Suddenly there is a blood curdling scream and the Russian goes flying across the canvas, and the American wrestler feebly crawls over and pins him for the title.Later the American coach asked, "How did you get out of that hold?The Australian shared yet another Twitter post playing on her recent interaction with the RAW GM and how she threatened to date his son, Jason Jordan.

Angle’s illegitimate son Jordan has been getting a bit of a push on the RAW brand since the big reveal and is now being touted for singles competition.

The former American Alpha member even took on Curt Hawkins in a squash match to display his prowess in one-on-one matches.

Emma, on the other hand, tried to get under the skin of Kurt Angle and all that did was give her a match against Nia Jax where she would be crushed by Jax.

The Scot jumped off and shouted ''God save Scotland! The English man jumped off and shouted ''God Save England! The Sumo wrestler jumped off and shouted ''God save the person who I land on!

''.-- Street Fighter One night, Tim was walking home when, all of a sudden, a thief jumped on him. They rolled about on the ground, and Tim put up a tremendous fight.

A: To get to the other side...he can punch an annoying fan Q: What did John Cena say to his teacher after he got his report card? Q: What did Tazz say when Brock Lesnar's jet was landing? Q: What's the difference between sex and the Undertaker? Q: Why should you never ride with Vince Russo at the wheel?